snapchatting:

my blog is rated R for radical *does an insane skateboard trick*


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teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday


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  • baby: s- s- s
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: s- sss- si-
  • parents: sis?? sister??
  • baby: s- si- si-
  • baby: SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER

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"hey grandpa what was the pussy like in the 1940’s"

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